Monday, June 29, 2009

Waiter, waiter.



"Waiter, waiter, there's a fork in my side and a knife in my guts"

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Noli nothis permittere te terere. PART V



What is Rourke planning? How will they stop him in time? Tune in next time.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Glue-Tonne Intolerant.



Wow, I am hilarious.

Come on jerk face, what do you expect?



Yes, a chain is a vital kitchen utensil.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Noli nothis permittere te terere. PART IV



Our villain Rourke has created a powerful (and soon to be violent) movement in which countless citizens have been drawn to. He has intimately worked his poisonous little fingers into the central nervous system of the city. How will our protagonist rescue the city from it's imminent demise? Tune in for the next exciting installment.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Noli nothis permittere te terere. PART III



I think the big guys name is going to be Tyler.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Waiter pads.



MMNBNNIIPPPO HCGVCHDIIJKLKLI (attempting to type "no chilli" on the dodgy electronic waiter pad).

Noli nothis permittere te terere. PART II



"Ha haaa, well now Monty, you really are a most devious mutt. We will be living rather comfortably for a number of years, while that undesirable waiter will be doing twenty five to life, pass the ham, there's a good boy..."

Crockery Dialogue.



Finished exams, woo.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

AVMAN !



The amazing 'AVMAN.' An audio visual technician by day, and by night a caped crusader fighting for justice, or anything else that catches his attention. Still thinking of some other cool super powers he can have.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Raptors



I often wonder what course of action I would take when posed with an imminent threat at work.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Noli nothis permittere te terere. PART I



The first exciting installment, I'm not sure how many to do though I have plans for at least two, then maybe some alternate endings.

Kitchens' reaction to changing an order.



Not only is he breathing fire, he is blasting laser beams from his eyes. In real life there'd be a lot more shouting and swearing.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

A new spin to an old tale.



Notice how the friend escaped relatively unscathed, besides losing his drink.

Ode to the smoking section.



Their eyes are nonexistent as i believe that the majority of the customers in the smoking section have no soul.
*(Only loosely based on actual customers of mine)

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Order from the menu.



I was going for an old horror movie effect, and trying out different textures.

A waiters best friend (besides manners).




The waiters' station: where all the goodies are kept. What customers like to stand in front of while reading your menu. The heaviest and most awkward thing to take inside at the end of the night.

Advice is valuable.




my first comic, hopefully many more to come.